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Friday, March 26, 2010

THE REAL REASON WHY THE YOUTH HATES AHONG & RUFO


There is nothing more contemptible than a couple of old warlocks claiming to represent the youth vote.

Seriously, look at these two for a second (pictured) do they look young to you? Ahong Chan launched his political career with the deceitful slogan of “Ang Tingog sa Kabatan-onan” Rufo Bering keeps on referring to the both of them as “Batan-on” in his radio program.

Wake up fools, the both of you are old enough to father at least two generations of today’s youth. The youth of today are born into a world where Urbandub, Lady Gaga, Facebook and IPhones are cool, whereas you guys are born at a period in pre-history when the Bee Gees, Rico J. Puno and Pilita Corales are considered loud. There’s no cellphone then, you both were born into a world of the RCPI Telegram dudes…and you still consider yourselves “Batan-on”? Unless of course this blog is mistaken and you guys are talking second childhood here.

The two of you should consider a new slogan, like Rufo Bering…that “Bering sa Konseho” thing really fits your person. Anything that does not run properly without grease is definitely you Rufo!Yup, definitely You!

As for Ahong “I want Change” could work, can be better though if you start at home let's say for example by telling your mom to stop channeling her inner Britney. Remember the world is not big enough for another Dionisia Pacquiao or Madame Auring wannabe.

But definitely…most definitely, STOP CALLING YOURSELVES “BATAN-ON” KAY MAUWAW SAB TA. PILA NA LANG KA TUIG HAPIT NA MO MAKA DISCOUNT INIG PALIT NINYO UG TAMBAL SA BOTIKA OK. Peace Dudes or whatever it is you call yourselves back in the 1920’s.