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Thursday, March 25, 2010

Lito Ruiz Facts




• Lito Ruiz joined the US Navy simply because it is much easier to spell than the US Air Force.

• He will win the elections in Lapu-Lapu City hands down if all the people that gather in every SUKOL rally, caravans, maulings, beatings etc. will vote for him this coming election.

Problem is that Nerissa will lose in Mandaue because no one will be left there to vote for her.

• Lito Ruiz is the Undersecretary for Special Concerns in the DILG. Yep! You heard it right! Anything that Lito does or speaks or whatever’s is a cause for special concern…just ask Inday Neri.

• In his Facebook Account, Lito Ruiz listed Agus City, Philippines as his current city….Whoa! Seriously, does he even know which city much less district he is running for congressman?

• In fairness to Lito, the Agus City thing is negligible …Let’s give the guy a break, after all he is not from here is he? He is entitled to get lost.

• The guy is so lost that he doesn’t even know which presidential candidate they are supposed to be supporting. Because damn! If that does not look like a Laban sign to you (Picture above) then we don’t know what the hell it is anymore.

• Lito Ruiz is so stupid, he failed the Civil Service Exams 6 times…uhhhmm…wait a minute that was Rufo Bering diay! Sorry!