Last Sunday was a day of infamy, the term is not an original of course but out of respect to the SUKOL people we ought to stick to this inherent unoriginality that is originally a “SUKOL” trademark.
First let us delve a wee bit farther into this notoriously insane SUKOL Unoriginality streak. Of course there is the “I am for Change” Slogan an obvious, dubious good for nothing gay person rip off of the Obama Campaign slogan. Then there is that “Nobody, Nobody Jingle” rip off that was totally copied from the DERETSO 3 campaign jingle of all things. Of course there is also Ahong Chan copying Judas and based on his performance the original Judas kinda looks unimpressive. And who can forget the issues they are trying to paint the venerable Mayor Radaza with. Hellooo!!!! It’s so Crisologo Saavedra Losers!
Finally a SUKOL ORIGINAL
But then came last Sunday…finally after a long time of stumbling and bumbling trying to find their “Berings”...pun intended. They did something original in Bankal. They did a “Rufo Bering” yup, you heard it right. A “Rufo Bering” that is. Any action that involves violence, loss of control, total mayhem and destruction of property, disregard for human lives is considered a “Rufo Bering”. Hell, the people of Canjulao can very well tell why it is called a “Rufo Bering”. Even his brother in law…poor old Bitoy who tried to find out what a “Rufo Bering” is but never lived to tell the tale knows about it a lot. So be afraid, be very afraid
So congratulations to the SUKOL degenerates who perpetrated the Bankal incident. Finally you were able to come up with something that can be called an all time SUKOL original, the “Rufo Bering”. To the people of Mactan, let it be known from this day forth that SUKOL has complete and total monopoly of a dastardly act that is considered a SUKOL Original….THE “RUFO BERING”. Applause please!
