• He is the primary reason why God invented the middle finger
• There are no registered voters in Canjulao, just a bunch of people that Rufo Bering has allowed to live.
• If his conscience is to be removed it will be a minor operation
• Michael Jackson decided to adopt Rufo Bering once, days after Michael Jackson died under suspicious circumstances
• Every night before Satan goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Rufo Bering
• There are several people that the residents of Canjulao finds loathsome, he is all of them
• If elected and becomes the majority floor leader of the city council, he will propose that the city councils uniform will be colored orange with a very large letter P printed on the back. This he say’s is getting in touch with his roots.
