In 1971, writer Dennis O'Neil brought the evil character Two-Face back into the Dark Knight Comics and it was then that he became one of Batman's arch-enemies. Instantly it also became the childhood hero of then 15 year old Nerissa Soon-Ruiz.
While the rest of Cebu are mulling as to what happened to Nerissa ditching Gibo in favor of Villar, people in Lapu-Lapu are thumbing their noses and saying “We told you so!”
In her past life, Nerissa worked as a lawyer named Harvey Dent.
Monday, March 29, 2010
Friday, March 26, 2010
GREED
There is no calamity greater than lavish desires.
There is no greater guilt than discontentment.
And there is no greater disaster than greed.
Lao Tze
(Actual Picture Taken from Lito Ruiz Facebook Account....The Truth is out There!)
Facts about Ahong Chan Part 2
• Byron Garcia got the Cebu Dancing Inmates, Ahong Chan got Rufo Bering the running inmate.
• Manny Pacquiao got Mommy Dionisia, Ahong Chan got Linda Chan
• The Bible got Judas and Cain, Lapu-Lapu City got Ahong and Rufo
• Ahong loves to sing, Rufo loves to talk. They are anticipating a career move after losing badly in the coming elections. The second coming of the ReyCard Duet.
• Ahong is planning to become a stand up comic after a failed career in politics. His favorite punch line will be “Ako ang sinugdanan sa Kausaban” hahahahaha….that was funny, let’s hear that again!
THE REAL REASON WHY THE YOUTH HATES AHONG & RUFO
There is nothing more contemptible than a couple of old warlocks claiming to represent the youth vote.
Seriously, look at these two for a second (pictured) do they look young to you? Ahong Chan launched his political career with the deceitful slogan of “Ang Tingog sa Kabatan-onan” Rufo Bering keeps on referring to the both of them as “Batan-on” in his radio program.
Wake up fools, the both of you are old enough to father at least two generations of today’s youth. The youth of today are born into a world where Urbandub, Lady Gaga, Facebook and IPhones are cool, whereas you guys are born at a period in pre-history when the Bee Gees, Rico J. Puno and Pilita Corales are considered loud. There’s no cellphone then, you both were born into a world of the RCPI Telegram dudes…and you still consider yourselves “Batan-on”? Unless of course this blog is mistaken and you guys are talking second childhood here.
The two of you should consider a new slogan, like Rufo Bering…that “Bering sa Konseho” thing really fits your person. Anything that does not run properly without grease is definitely you Rufo!Yup, definitely You!
As for Ahong “I want Change” could work, can be better though if you start at home let's say for example by telling your mom to stop channeling her inner Britney. Remember the world is not big enough for another Dionisia Pacquiao or Madame Auring wannabe.
But definitely…most definitely, STOP CALLING YOURSELVES “BATAN-ON” KAY MAUWAW SAB TA. PILA NA LANG KA TUIG HAPIT NA MO MAKA DISCOUNT INIG PALIT NINYO UG TAMBAL SA BOTIKA OK. Peace Dudes or whatever it is you call yourselves back in the 1920’s.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Point to Ponder
“Lack of loyalty is one of the major causes of failure in every walk of life.”
~Napoleon Hill
Lito Ruiz Facts
• Lito Ruiz joined the US Navy simply because it is much easier to spell than the US Air Force.
• He will win the elections in Lapu-Lapu City hands down if all the people that gather in every SUKOL rally, caravans, maulings, beatings etc. will vote for him this coming election.
Problem is that Nerissa will lose in Mandaue because no one will be left there to vote for her.
• Lito Ruiz is the Undersecretary for Special Concerns in the DILG. Yep! You heard it right! Anything that Lito does or speaks or whatever’s is a cause for special concern…just ask Inday Neri.
• In his Facebook Account, Lito Ruiz listed Agus City, Philippines as his current city….Whoa! Seriously, does he even know which city much less district he is running for congressman?
• In fairness to Lito, the Agus City thing is negligible …Let’s give the guy a break, after all he is not from here is he? He is entitled to get lost.
• The guy is so lost that he doesn’t even know which presidential candidate they are supposed to be supporting. Because damn! If that does not look like a Laban sign to you (Picture above) then we don’t know what the hell it is anymore.
• Lito Ruiz is so stupid, he failed the Civil Service Exams 6 times…uhhhmm…wait a minute that was Rufo Bering diay! Sorry!
Yup! All these children will vote for them in let's say 2028
SUKOL Campaign Sortie draws a lot of crowd, 99% of them children....All these children will vote for them in let's say 2028, unless of course these children gets smart enough to distinguish the difference between facts and bullshit!
Ahong Chan Facts Part 1
Bilawal Bhutto, son of assassinated former Pakistani prime minister Benazir Bhutto, who was chosen to lead the slain leader’s party gained a huge mass base after his mother’s death.
Noynoy Aquino was chosen as the LP Standard Bearer after the wake of the late President Corazon Aquino drew huge crowds clamoring for her son Noy to follow his parents footsteps. Her funeral procession drew an estimated half a million crowd.
We seriously doubt if Ahong Chan can generate the same even if Linda Chan is assassinated or died of natural causes (most probably old age,definitely old age!) repeatedly ever after.
Noynoy Aquino was chosen as the LP Standard Bearer after the wake of the late President Corazon Aquino drew huge crowds clamoring for her son Noy to follow his parents footsteps. Her funeral procession drew an estimated half a million crowd.
We seriously doubt if Ahong Chan can generate the same even if Linda Chan is assassinated or died of natural causes (most probably old age,definitely old age!) repeatedly ever after.
Little Known Facts about Rufo Bering
• He is the primary reason why God invented the middle finger
• There are no registered voters in Canjulao, just a bunch of people that Rufo Bering has allowed to live.
• If his conscience is to be removed it will be a minor operation
• Michael Jackson decided to adopt Rufo Bering once, days after Michael Jackson died under suspicious circumstances
• Every night before Satan goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Rufo Bering
• There are several people that the residents of Canjulao finds loathsome, he is all of them
• If elected and becomes the majority floor leader of the city council, he will propose that the city councils uniform will be colored orange with a very large letter P printed on the back. This he say’s is getting in touch with his roots.
• There are no registered voters in Canjulao, just a bunch of people that Rufo Bering has allowed to live.
• If his conscience is to be removed it will be a minor operation
• Michael Jackson decided to adopt Rufo Bering once, days after Michael Jackson died under suspicious circumstances
• Every night before Satan goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Rufo Bering
• There are several people that the residents of Canjulao finds loathsome, he is all of them
• If elected and becomes the majority floor leader of the city council, he will propose that the city councils uniform will be colored orange with a very large letter P printed on the back. This he say’s is getting in touch with his roots.
A SUKOL Senaculo
“The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.”
~George Orwell
A SUKOL Senaculo
- SUKOL plans to stage a senaculo this holy week, good for them they have Ahong and Rufo to play the role of the two thieves.
- After a hands down performance in his recent political escapades, Ahong Chan is tapped to play the role of Judas.
- SUKOL unanimously agreed that Rufo should play the role of Satan
- Sadly the actor who was chosen to play Satan’s brother in law died under suspicious circumstances
- Lito Ruiz did not get any part at all since they can’t decide whether his residency is Roman or Jew
- According to a reliable source, the SUKOL casting crew rejected Rufo’s request to play the role of Pontius Pilate. The reason…”Basin iya buhian ang mga convicts kay close baya na sila.”
- SUKOL hired their own mob to play the part of the angry Jews, they practiced for the role by beating up a hapless barangay official in Bankal.
(Bookmark this blog for more updates on the SUKOL Escapade)
~George Orwell
A SUKOL Senaculo
- SUKOL plans to stage a senaculo this holy week, good for them they have Ahong and Rufo to play the role of the two thieves.
- After a hands down performance in his recent political escapades, Ahong Chan is tapped to play the role of Judas.
- SUKOL unanimously agreed that Rufo should play the role of Satan
- Sadly the actor who was chosen to play Satan’s brother in law died under suspicious circumstances
- Lito Ruiz did not get any part at all since they can’t decide whether his residency is Roman or Jew
- According to a reliable source, the SUKOL casting crew rejected Rufo’s request to play the role of Pontius Pilate. The reason…”Basin iya buhian ang mga convicts kay close baya na sila.”
- SUKOL hired their own mob to play the part of the angry Jews, they practiced for the role by beating up a hapless barangay official in Bankal.
(Bookmark this blog for more updates on the SUKOL Escapade)
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Finally a SUKOL ORIGINAL
Last Sunday was a day of infamy, the term is not an original of course but out of respect to the SUKOL people we ought to stick to this inherent unoriginality that is originally a “SUKOL” trademark.
First let us delve a wee bit farther into this notoriously insane SUKOL Unoriginality streak. Of course there is the “I am for Change” Slogan an obvious, dubious good for nothing gay person rip off of the Obama Campaign slogan. Then there is that “Nobody, Nobody Jingle” rip off that was totally copied from the DERETSO 3 campaign jingle of all things. Of course there is also Ahong Chan copying Judas and based on his performance the original Judas kinda looks unimpressive. And who can forget the issues they are trying to paint the venerable Mayor Radaza with. Hellooo!!!! It’s so Crisologo Saavedra Losers!
Finally a SUKOL ORIGINAL
But then came last Sunday…finally after a long time of stumbling and bumbling trying to find their “Berings”...pun intended. They did something original in Bankal. They did a “Rufo Bering” yup, you heard it right. A “Rufo Bering” that is. Any action that involves violence, loss of control, total mayhem and destruction of property, disregard for human lives is considered a “Rufo Bering”. Hell, the people of Canjulao can very well tell why it is called a “Rufo Bering”. Even his brother in law…poor old Bitoy who tried to find out what a “Rufo Bering” is but never lived to tell the tale knows about it a lot. So be afraid, be very afraid
So congratulations to the SUKOL degenerates who perpetrated the Bankal incident. Finally you were able to come up with something that can be called an all time SUKOL original, the “Rufo Bering”. To the people of Mactan, let it be known from this day forth that SUKOL has complete and total monopoly of a dastardly act that is considered a SUKOL Original….THE “RUFO BERING”. Applause please!
First let us delve a wee bit farther into this notoriously insane SUKOL Unoriginality streak. Of course there is the “I am for Change” Slogan an obvious, dubious good for nothing gay person rip off of the Obama Campaign slogan. Then there is that “Nobody, Nobody Jingle” rip off that was totally copied from the DERETSO 3 campaign jingle of all things. Of course there is also Ahong Chan copying Judas and based on his performance the original Judas kinda looks unimpressive. And who can forget the issues they are trying to paint the venerable Mayor Radaza with. Hellooo!!!! It’s so Crisologo Saavedra Losers!
Finally a SUKOL ORIGINAL
But then came last Sunday…finally after a long time of stumbling and bumbling trying to find their “Berings”...pun intended. They did something original in Bankal. They did a “Rufo Bering” yup, you heard it right. A “Rufo Bering” that is. Any action that involves violence, loss of control, total mayhem and destruction of property, disregard for human lives is considered a “Rufo Bering”. Hell, the people of Canjulao can very well tell why it is called a “Rufo Bering”. Even his brother in law…poor old Bitoy who tried to find out what a “Rufo Bering” is but never lived to tell the tale knows about it a lot. So be afraid, be very afraid
So congratulations to the SUKOL degenerates who perpetrated the Bankal incident. Finally you were able to come up with something that can be called an all time SUKOL original, the “Rufo Bering”. To the people of Mactan, let it be known from this day forth that SUKOL has complete and total monopoly of a dastardly act that is considered a SUKOL Original….THE “RUFO BERING”. Applause please!
Thursday, March 11, 2010
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