Nerry gi-junk na ni Gwen

Nerry gi-junk na ni Gwen

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Nerissa Soon-Ruiz

In 1971, writer Dennis O'Neil brought the evil character Two-Face back into the Dark Knight Comics and it was then that he became one of Batman's arch-enemies. Instantly it also became the childhood hero of then 15 year old Nerissa Soon-Ruiz.

While the rest of Cebu are mulling as to what happened to Nerissa ditching Gibo in favor of Villar, people in Lapu-Lapu are thumbing their noses and saying “We told you so!”

In her past life, Nerissa worked as a lawyer named Harvey Dent.

GREED

There is no calamity greater than lavish desires.
There is no greater guilt than discontentment.
And there is no greater disaster than greed.

Lao Tze

(Actual Picture Taken from Lito Ruiz Facebook Account....The Truth is out There!)

Facts about Ahong Chan Part 2

• Byron Garcia got the Cebu Dancing Inmates, Ahong Chan got Rufo Bering the running inmate.

• Manny Pacquiao got Mommy Dionisia, Ahong Chan got Linda Chan

• The Bible got Judas and Cain, Lapu-Lapu City got Ahong and Rufo

• Ahong loves to sing, Rufo loves to talk. They are anticipating a career move after losing badly in the coming elections. The second coming of the ReyCard Duet.

• Ahong is planning to become a stand up comic after a failed career in politics. His favorite punch line will be “Ako ang sinugdanan sa Kausaban” hahahahaha….that was funny, let’s hear that again!

THE REAL REASON WHY THE YOUTH HATES AHONG & RUFO

There is nothing more contemptible than a couple of old warlocks claiming to represent the youth vote.

Seriously, look at these two for a second (pictured) do they look young to you? Ahong Chan launched his political career with the deceitful slogan of “Ang Tingog sa Kabatan-onan” Rufo Bering keeps on referring to the both of them as “Batan-on” in his radio program.

Wake up fools, the both of you are old enough to father at least two generations of today’s youth. The youth of today are born into a world where Urbandub, Lady Gaga, Facebook and IPhones are cool, whereas you guys are born at a period in pre-history when the Bee Gees, Rico J. Puno and Pilita Corales are considered loud. There’s no cellphone then, you both were born into a world of the RCPI Telegram dudes…and you still consider yourselves “Batan-on”? Unless of course this blog is mistaken and you guys are talking second childhood here.

The two of you should consider a new slogan, like Rufo Bering…that “Bering sa Konseho” thing really fits your person. Anything that does not run properly without grease is definitely you Rufo!Yup, definitely You!

As for Ahong “I want Change” could work, can be better though if you start at home let's say for example by telling your mom to stop channeling her inner Britney. Remember the world is not big enough for another Dionisia Pacquiao or Madame Auring wannabe.

But definitely…most definitely, STOP CALLING YOURSELVES “BATAN-ON” KAY MAUWAW SAB TA. PILA NA LANG KA TUIG HAPIT NA MO MAKA DISCOUNT INIG PALIT NINYO UG TAMBAL SA BOTIKA OK. Peace Dudes or whatever it is you call yourselves back in the 1920’s.

Point to Ponder

“Lack of loyalty is one of the major causes of failure in every walk of life.”

~Napoleon Hill

Lito Ruiz Facts

• Lito Ruiz joined the US Navy simply because it is much easier to spell than the US Air Force.

• He will win the elections in Lapu-Lapu City hands down if all the people that gather in every SUKOL rally, caravans, maulings, beatings etc. will vote for him this coming election.

Problem is that Nerissa will lose in Mandaue because no one will be left there to vote for her.

• Lito Ruiz is the Undersecretary for Special Concerns in the DILG. Yep! You heard it right! Anything that Lito does or speaks or whatever’s is a cause for special concern…just ask Inday Neri.

• In his Facebook Account, Lito Ruiz listed Agus City, Philippines as his current city….Whoa! Seriously, does he even know which city much less district he is running for congressman?

• In fairness to Lito, the Agus City thing is negligible …Let’s give the guy a break, after all he is not from here is he? He is entitled to get lost.

• The guy is so lost that he doesn’t even know which presidential candidate they are supposed to be supporting. Because damn! If that does not look like a Laban sign to you (Picture above) then we don’t know what the hell it is anymore.

• Lito Ruiz is so stupid, he failed the Civil Service Exams 6 times…uhhhmm…wait a minute that was Rufo Bering diay! Sorry!